Chocomize Review

Happy Birthday Bar

Another birthday, another cake. Every year someone brings around a flat sheet of uninspired cake nonsense covered in bad frosting. Do we have to do this? With the Happy Birthday Bar we don’t! Ditch the cake and get yourself some lovely milk chocolate covered in sprinkles and chewy gummy bears, and a plaque that reminds you of the occasion! Now I know you’re thinking, “What about the candles, man!? Think about the candles!”. RELAX; you’re covered! Embedded right into your Birthday Bar is a scientifically designed candle-holding apparatus for all your out-blowing needs. So ditch the cake this year and have a Happy Birthday Bar for you or a friend or loved one. Heck, get two so you can have your chocolate and eat it too!

-Nathan P.